This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES
Stop eating gummy worms, try real ones instead. 

TAURUS
Cups can be good presents too. 

GEMINI
Blue is your colour as long as you can eat it.  

CANCER
The last samurai was someone famous. 

LEO

Wear scarves but don't wear two of them at the same time.
VIRGO

Always add basic page numbering to your reports.

LIBRA

Rosemary is a good person. You should send her a friend request.  

SCORPIO

Tigers know when to stop growling. 

SAGITTARIUS

If you like tea, make sure you buy some for your mom as well. 

CAPRICORN

Orange is the colour of happiness but yellow is too.  

AQUARIUS

If you have bushy eyebrows, you are really lucky. 

PISCES

Peas in a pod can be unique too.