This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES
Its a new year and a new life.     

TAURUS
Don't go chasing white rabbits.  

GEMINI
Don't forget that you are a star, which means you are a ball of hot gas.     

CANCER
Do you have a friend you can trust?

LEO
Some people think they are cool. Are you one of them?     

VIRGO
Your birthday should matter only to you. 

LIBRA
Don't live your life in a bubble. Get an attached bathroom.     

SCORPIO
Blue is the colour of sadness and water.  

SAGITTARIUS
I like oranges as much as I like you.  

CAPRICORN
Books are meant to be read and written.

AQUARIUS
I guess you could say you are drowning in sorrows.  

PISCES
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