Satireday editor’s note

This week’s offerings may not be to everyone’s liking. There could be charges of copying, and also one or more articles might seem offensive.
31 March 2023, 18:00 PM

PC defends Bangladeshi salon’s ‘white supremacy’ caption

Bollywood escapee Priyanka Chopra Jonas spoke out in support of a Bangladeshi beauty salon that recently attracted the wrong kind of attention for including the words “white supremacy” on a Facebook post.
31 March 2023, 18:00 PM

What to do if you like Nahubo

There have been few songs in the history of this country that united as many people as Coke Studio Bangla’s Nahubo has.  
24 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Not such a good boy after all

What this correspondent is about to break to you is a story of betrayal, heartbreak and of course, utter and complete disappointment.
24 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Juniors massaged student leader’s legs because he was preparing for the Olympics

The country erupted in joy at news that a student leader from Bangladesh Mountains University is going to partake in running events of the Paris Olympics next year.  
24 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Content creator rules her own universe of 5

A content creator recently declared that she had made her own social media universe where everything revolves around the number 5.  
17 March 2023, 18:00 PM

PARKOUR!

The city corporation has started a noble initiative to improve the fitness and wherewithal of the city dwellers. “Mission Parkour!” will encourage residents to jump over central reservations, dodge buses, trucks, rickshaws, private cars, CNG-run auto-rickshaws and other pedestrians as they go about their daily business in the city.
17 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Team can only win if board officials are shown on TV during matches: study

Chapasthan’s national cricket team has recently gone on an unexpected winning streak, romping to victory in matches against opposition no one expected them to beat.
17 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Scientists have discovered a new parasite and it could be your lab project partner

Like a parasite sucking on its host, Rafsan Plasmodium feasted on all his groupmates' intellect.
13 March 2023, 13:58 PM

Is there really a demand for cats and dogs in restaurants?

A host of cats and dogs in the capital have recently sought asylum in Europe because of a rumour that has spread like wildfire.  
10 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Man shocked to find house robbed despite windows having grills

A man was shocked nearly into speechlessness after discovering that his house was robbed despite there being grills on his windows.   
10 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Company discovers novel idea to sell more products on Women’s Day

The following conversation is part of the meeting minutes of an organisation that sells consumer goods. The meeting was held before Women’s Day to discuss business strategies for the occasion.
10 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Unable to deal with mosquito menace, Fashundhara resident starts adopting them as pets

It was late at night.  After what was an excruciatingly exhausting day, Armana dragged her body to bed, eager to put the day, and herself, to rest.
3 March 2023, 18:00 PM

It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me, says BCB boss

"I have a condition where if I am not shown on television and I am not the centre of attention, I get really sick."
3 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Top digital marketer shares secret: I know almost nothing

Decked out in a custom-made suit, he kept glancing at his watch and then phone.
3 March 2023, 18:00 PM

Clash between Patro League and Patro Dal leaves several unmarried

Leaders and activists of Patro League and Patro Dal, the marriage wings of two political parties, locked in a clash in front of a kazi office in the capital yesterday, leaving several unmarried.
24 February 2023, 18:00 PM

Fighting over being called ‘Murgi’ stops after price of chicken skyrockets

Being called “Murgi” has always been a source of extreme offence for all students of Bangladesh, although they can often been found queueing up to have fried chicken.
24 February 2023, 18:00 PM

Acting manager thought he would just have to be the best at acting

A man lost his job at a company yesterday, weeks after being made its acting manager, because he aid too much attention to the “acting” part.
24 February 2023, 18:00 PM

Biscuit company goes broke after blowing budget on packaging

A biscuit company shut down recently because, according to officials, they blew their whole budget on hiring designers to come up with an attractive packet.
17 February 2023, 18:00 PM

‘I call him Bhai but found that he is actually younger’

A man’s world came crashing down around him when he found out recently that a colleague, who he used to address as “Bhai”, was actually younger.
17 February 2023, 18:00 PM