Social media celebrities will soon become Tagores and Nazruls

A recent, very confidential study has projected that very soon, Bangladesh will become home to not one, not two, but very many Nazruls, Tagores and Shakespeares.
17 February 2023, 18:00 PM

The 5 stages of grief are now 7 because of inflation

How much more grief will this market cause?
15 February 2023, 17:22 PM

How to not get mugged as a student

A startling lack of street-smartness has been cited as primary reasons for this crisis.
12 February 2023, 16:45 PM

The nine-to-five grind too much even for the Taliban?

After decades of fighting them, it appears that the West had the answer to defeating the Taliban in Afghanistan right in front of their eyes -- leave the country and let them have a go at running it.  
10 February 2023, 18:00 PM

5-second rule is now the 10-second rule: mother

 A mother in the capital has introduced a new rule in her household, instructing her three young children to eat off the floor whenever possible.  
10 February 2023, 18:00 PM

The lord of water and sewers

You may have heard of Poseidon, lord of the seas.  But do you know about our very own lord of water and sewers?
10 February 2023, 18:00 PM

Engineering graduate declared “parkour champion” after switching to BCS

The Office fans of Bangladesh deemed it as the greatest parkour stunt ever after Michael Scott.
5 February 2023, 16:45 PM

Disappointment as dream of seeing Boi Mela from metro rail still unfulfilled

Some people in the capital have reacted with disappointment as their supposed dream of looking at the Boi Mela will not be fulfilled this year as the section of the section of the elevated railway that passes near the book fair venue is yet to come into operation.
3 February 2023, 18:00 PM

ChatGPT actually run by customer service firm in Bangalore: Study

A bombshell new study has discovered that the AI chatbot that has taken the world by storm, is in fact not artificial intelligence at all.
3 February 2023, 18:00 PM

Realistic things to do in Dhaka traffic

Talking about Dhaka traffic and talking to a wall is almost the same thing. You can scream and shout all you want, but at the end of the day you realise that it feels like talking to a wall, and unfortunately, this wall doesn’t have ears as the Bangla saying goes.
3 February 2023, 18:00 PM

Science can’t answer why people get the most important calls inside elevators

Science has been the prime source for answers ever since humans learned to remain silent about questions they couldn’t answer. However, with one particular question, “why people get the most important calls while they are inside elevators?”, science can only respond with silence time and again.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM

Man at deadbeat job surprised ChatGPT can replace him

After a career built entirely off of copying search results from Google, Tanvir Alam Khan, 28, a BBA graduate from Not South University, thinks that the human species should be compensated for artificial intelligence software disrupting the labour market.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM

Satireday editor’s note

We understand that carrying two pieces on the same topic -- ChatGPT -- may not seem to be the most creative path to take.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM

Virginia man applies to court to marry ChatGPT

A law professor in Virginia yesterday applied to the lower court in the region seeking permission to marry ChatGPT.
27 January 2023, 18:00 PM

New Fast and Furious movie to feature Bangladeshi highway buses

Finally, the recklessness in the Bangladeshi highway system is getting recognised.
24 January 2023, 17:04 PM

Satire Show: Railway’s whole life is a loss

Panchagarh has five trains, but hundreds in Narayangaj don’t have the trains they need. Why? Is it because it is the Railway Minister’s district? One-third of the trains are inoperative, and the railway incurs losses every year. Carew gives a service, and makes a profit too, why can’t rail?
21 January 2023, 13:03 PM

City residents blast ‘Buk ta faitta jaay’ amid political clash

Political clashes ahead of elections is not new for Paltown residents. Sometimes law enforcers, in their attempt to do “crowd control” take part in the fray.
20 January 2023, 18:00 PM

APL’s fun has no bounds

The advent of the T20 format and the corresponding boom of franchise-based leagues across the world has kept fans entertained, but no other tournament has provided what country’s Alternate Premier League (APL) brought to the table. 
20 January 2023, 18:00 PM

99% of Bangladeshis could get ‘exposed’ before the end of 2023: researchers

Bangladesh holds the record for having the highest number of people, per square kilometre, to have been exposed on social media at least once in their lives.
20 January 2023, 18:00 PM

Marriage in trouble after man refuses to break traffic rules

A couple in Dhaka has admitted that a single instance of the husband refusing to drive against traffic during a traffic jam has landed the marriage in hot water.
13 January 2023, 18:00 PM