In a recent development of curious events in the city, a local policeman, on multiple occasions spacing out in different timelines, was found beating the excrement out of students.

“Have you ever heard of a person who is called a ‘chairwoman’? It’s because the chair was made for men.

A workplace in Dhaka has become a public nuisance as all employees shout at each other throughout the workday. 

Instagrammers, bloggers, vloggers and content creators of all kinds who are part of the Global Yass Kween movement, rejoiced as they could now not only mispronounce, but also make “Kween” the new queen as the real monarch has left the lands.

The British pound fell sharply after the first notes and coins bearing newly coronated King Charles’s image entered circulation.

Bhalo Cricket Board (BCB), a board congested with cricketing geniuses, just announced the names of players they will send on a study tour set to be held in Australia next month.

The inflation didn't seem real, until now.

It has been decades since she went missing. 

WHEN FACT TRUMPS FICTION

Elon Musk yesterday took to social media to post the following after the top billionaire and notorious bluff master lost a small fraction of his wealth, worth billions of dollars, to Twitter. 

Just when the students of private universities were thinking they had studied enough courses to be a “corporate frontrunner”, their universities introduced a new course, Introduction to Party-ing, to ensure that students could contribute to the holy politics of Chapasthan.  

“I don’t believe in conventional parenting,” Asgar Alam talked about the inspirations behind his bold choice.

After Bangladesh’s quite embarrassing loss to Sri Lanka in the Asia Cup on Thursday, there was a predictable scapegoat. It was one of the greatest wicketkeeper-batters in the history of cricket, Mushfiqur Rahim, for dropping Kusal Mendis when the Lankan batter was yet to reach 10.

Government officials of Chapasthan are preparing themselves to win Bookers and Nobel prizes for writing literature by reading books in office time.

A deleted Facebook post’s screenshot has been widely circulated among the netizens of Chapasthan. 

A new movement has emerged in Chapasthan as university students claimed to be ‘fashion designers’ who can dictate which student should wear what. These self-proclaimed fashion designers seemed to be more concerned about female students’ attire than that of male students.

Amid the epidemic of money laundering crimes, the country just invented a foolproof method of preventing people from doing dirty stuff with the money they don’t need.  

A new position has opened up in Inequity Inc, one of the Misfortune 500 companies of the country.  

Bangla film’s action-comedy superstar, Jalanta Anil, has denied allegations of him lying about the budget of his latest film: Dhan- The Hay. 

It was a regular day on the business floor of Dalal Inc. The keyboards clicked and phones rang, until suddenly, Debashish Das, head of marketing, ran out of his room waving around a paper at the entire office and declared that the deal had been sealed.