Mostish Kokhali, a local political leader, yesterday called a press conference in Coolna to announce that there would be no shortage of helmets and everyone walking the streets will have to wear them in the district town.

The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, has had a nervous breakdown after only 3,836 people retweeted his latest tweet.

After the price of eggs escalated, the Ministry of Austerity has come up with a guideline on how to maximise benefits from a single egg.

The most prolific money-making superstar of cricket, Becash All Hashi, has decided to no longer apologise to his fans after extending his own world record for most official apologies made by a professional athlete in any sport. 

There is good news for those who have failed or are failing to achieve success by becoming an engineer or a doctor. Chapasthan has set a new “success criterion”, under which people can become successes, seemingly by doing nothing out of the ordinary. 

In an unprecedented feat of putting one’s money where one’s mouth is, the digital marketing guru formerly known as Golam Mostafa has changed his name to Golam Rocky Road Mostafa.  

A surprising new study published yesterday revealed that the purpose of development in any country is to improve the lives of its citizens.

The year is 2050.   The United Nations just declared Bangladesh the world’s healthiest country. The UN secretary general urged all to follow Bangladesh as a role model. 

The Academy Award winner did not have a shortage of praises for the man.

The country’s apex cricket governing body has ruled that henceforth, no cricketer will be allowed to retire.  

A senior from Bangladesh Debate Union called a press conference at National Press Club today to “celebrate his part” in winning the World Universities Debating Championship.  

Daha Mrittu Politan Police (DMPP), in a press conference this week, announced a radical shift in policy as all pending murder cases were declared solved. 

A circular of the high officials’ welfare division yesterday said due to the curbs on buying fuel and the consequent restrictions on using vehicles, officials high enough can use their boats to tow their cars across city streets.  

It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.  

Representatives of the proctorial body, accompanied by hall provosts of Pahartoli University in a press conference yesterday issued a directive that all female students must enter their dorms by 10:00pm.  

No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.

He used to repair dents in cars in Bhangamotor and with those earnings, along with his brother’s income from driving a CNG-run auto-rickshaw wife’s income from working as hired domestic help, he ran his family of five.

Entrepreneur Rafsan Rakib has come up with a unique solution to an artificial problem the government created. Load shedding is the talk of the town now, and Rafsan is not worried at all.

A revolutionary new study has found that you are wasting your life.  

The fact that NASA is famous for producing fake images of space and celestial objects, has again been proven.