Mahbub Alam Munna

It was an auspicious moment for the country when Bangladesh introduced one of the most prestigious awards in sport, the Blender d’Or, just like France’s Ballon d’Or. Bangladesh even managed to surpass France as the award is being given to palyers of all sports, while France has maintained the narrow outlook of giving it only to footballers, an egregious oversight from a supposedly liberal country.

Telmar Uddin, who has been deactivating his Facebook account for the past 2 years to secure CGPA- 4, reactivated his account recently just to congratulate newly elected student leaders as he believes that is more important and prestigious than securing the highest CGPA.

People used to have more faith in Oxford University’s research than they had in themselves.   

What else could be more humiliating than to be called a “seasonal fan”, that too in the midst of the enthralling football world cup?

While many countries were busy declaring their 26-man squads for the FIFA World Cup in Qatar, Bangladesh declared a 16-crore-person squad for world cup arguments, as people of the country argue much better than they play football.

You may wonder how the large number of people in Bangladesh, with a bio on Facebook claiming that they work at Facebook, are coping after hearing that the social media site’s founder Mark Zuckerberg has fired 11,000 employees.  

After spending $44 billion on the acquisition of Twitter, Elon Musk was fearful about his potential fall from the spot of world’s richest person.  

Just like permanent member countries of the United Nations Security Council, some club presidents of Bangladeshi universities believe they should have veto power regarding any issues, because they are no less important.

The phenomenon of a boy of barely 10 solving mathematics problems has taken social media by storm.  

Best Cricket Board (BCB) has been accused of forcing young men, who never dreamed of playing cricket, to play the sport internationally.  

A famous director recently became shocked seeing that his script was actually blank after he decided to remove crude language from his show, Incel Point.

As we are heading towards back-to-back world cups this year, potential participants are spending more time preparing themselves, although most are still unsure of which world cup they are preparing for -- cricket, football or something else?  

“Have you ever heard of a person who is called a ‘chairwoman’? It’s because the chair was made for men.

Bhalo Cricket Board (BCB), a board congested with cricketing geniuses, just announced the names of players they will send on a study tour set to be held in Australia next month.

Just when the students of private universities were thinking they had studied enough courses to be a “corporate frontrunner”, their universities introduced a new course, Introduction to Party-ing, to ensure that students could contribute to the holy politics of Chapasthan.  

A new movement has emerged in Chapasthan as university students claimed to be ‘fashion designers’ who can dictate which student should wear what. These self-proclaimed fashion designers seemed to be more concerned about female students’ attire than that of male students.

Amid the epidemic of money laundering crimes, the country just invented a foolproof method of preventing people from doing dirty stuff with the money they don’t need.  

There is good news for those who have failed or are failing to achieve success by becoming an engineer or a doctor. Chapasthan has set a new “success criterion”, under which people can become successes, seemingly by doing nothing out of the ordinary. 

It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.  

No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.