Mahbub Alam Munna

The fact that NASA is famous for producing fake images of space and celestial objects, has again been proven.  

Due to the national habit of applying generous levels of oil to slide one’s way to the top -- or most often, barely middle, levels -- of organisations, Chapasthan has been facing an oil crisis for the past few days.

“How is he even a doctor if he doesn’t treat people or at least own a dispensary?” Naambolle Chakrithakbena, a Verbosely Impotent Person (VIP), asked about Marvel Cinematic Universe superhero Doctor Strange.

The news that has been circulating of Internet Explorer retiring at the age of 27 is basically a lie. It’s actually the world’s longest and slowest closure, taking 27 years.  

Being hit by serious penury, when Amber Heard was totally unable to pay Johnny Depp the $10-million compensation, the amount lost in a bet over the Liverpool-Madrid UCL final, an altruistic man from Saudi Arabia came to the rescue with his fat bank accounts.  

“Corruption is high in Chapasthan. Do you guys really know why? Because of the dresses and clothes the women of this country wear,” Jamanai Mia, the chief researcher of Meyeder Poshak Gobeshona Institute (MPGI) said yesterday while announcing the findings of the institute’s latest study. 

Elon Musk, the multi-billionaire with millions of social media followers, has talked about his worst nightmare -- PK Maldar, the former Chapasthani candidate for the world’s richest man.  

Even as Chapasthan’s per capita income continues to surge, people are failing to buy transport tickets. And so, the heart-touching reality of relatives of rulers being unable to afford train tickets has come to the fore

“Pera Nai, Just Chill”, the country’s leading coaching centre located in Farmgate -- the worldwide capital of such centres -- just introduced their new crash course to teach students how to collect more Eid salami with minimal effort.  

The country yet again took another traffic-jam changing decision by deciding not to sell any tickets to persons without NIDs. People have already started to call this measure an “18-plus launch service” as someone must be 18 or above to get an NID card.

Khelauddin, the king of the country’s football federation, once promised that the national team would surely play the 2022 Qatar World Cup. To qualify, he promised to do everything, although he is famous for doing nothing.   

“I haven’t seen my girlfriend’s photos on my newsfeed for the last 50 days because it’s flooded with Pasoori covers.

Just as the Work-From-Home saga is dying down, Chapasthan employees have come up with a new demand – Work-From-Road.  

“How many bottles of soybean oil could Elon Musk buy with all of his money?” a man wondered after failing to buy one litre soybean oil with his limited money despite having been blessed with a spiffy figure of per capita income.

The country has broken records for keeping schools, colleges and universities closed for the longest time after local scientists discovered that Covid thrives and is transmitted only in educational institutions.  

The country is in sheer despair after becoming the second most corrupt country in South Asia. The year-long endeavours and performances were rendered futile in just a matter of seconds as soon as the Winning Opacity Worldwide (WOW) list was published.  

“If silence can be the sign of consent, why shouldn’t it be the sign of sustainable education?” the spokesperson of VC, a group of meritorious students popularly known as Valo Chatra, asked during a press conference.  

A revolutionary new study has revealed that there are more food bloggers and vloggers than actual customers in a majority of the capital’s restaurants.  

Bapparaj, a Chapasthani man who was supposed to be a multi-millionaire by 2021, ended the year by borrowing money from his friends to go on a date in 2022.

Behind every successful women’s team, there is a team of even more successful men.