Land of the Free

my father
And all kinds of other pills
for me and my sister

America land of the free
One happy drug store
Its shelves groaning
with little red, white and blue
pills pills pills

Have a headache?
Take a pill dear!
Mend a broken heart?
Take a pill darling!
Lost your dog?
Why, take a pill and
shut up sweetheart!

Take a pill, take a pill
This is the land of the free!