When Snapchat Makes You Snap

I'm still new to the world of Snapchat. It's fun but most of the time, it won't detect my face and will frequently face-swap with my neck. Thanks Snapchat, for the lovely reminder to do something about my neck fat that is apparently big enough to be considered a face now.

Every social media platform out there has users with bad habits that most of us would like to avoid and Snapchat is no exception. However, sometimes these people become unavoidable or are our "friends" and all we can do is sit and endure their annoying antics. Even though there are billions of us, the same few types of Snapchatters pop up in almost all of our friend lists.

FILTER FREAKS
These people are completely obsessed with Snapchat filters and will even spend their free time making faces and checking out how they look with the same filters every single day. If you're unlucky enough, they might even send you the selfies they take and you have to pretend like they're not the same everyday.

SNAPPING ALL DAY, ERRY DAY
Documenting every little boring thing that happens in your life is only excusable if you are a blogger or YouTuber with a large following that would actually LIKE to know what you're doing all the time. I also wonder what those who lie and exaggerate about their lives in their Snapchat stories gain from doing this. Is the envy of your friends paying for the joyful and expensive life you pretend to lead? I didn't think so.

ALWAYS USING THE SNAPCHAT CAMERA 
I understand it is nice that you can add text to your photos as this lets you communicate better with your friends but why do you have to take every single photo with the Snapchat camera even though you're not going to post it only on Snapchat? A picture really does tell a thousand words so I don't understand why people feel the need to add five more to that thousand even when it's painstakingly obvious what the picture is about.

CONVERSATIONALISTS GONE WRONG
If you want to have a long and meaningful conversation with me, text me like a normal human being would. Do not send me a string of selfies completely irrelevant to the messages attached to them that last 150 seconds. Also, sending Snaps of illegible things that you wrote with your fat butterfingers baffle me when the option to type like a normal person is still there.

SAME SNAP IN STORY
Attention people who send the same Snap that they include in their Snapchat story, to me: It's bad enough that I have to watch everyone else's fun lives while sitting at home wrapped in a blanket, but you have to go and make me feel special for just a bit then bring me down again? Not nice, bro. Not nice.

THE PROBABLY NEVER FINISHED AN EXAM IN TIME SQUAD
I see that it's your face I am looking at for over 5 seconds now. I better get a cookie for all those extra seconds I could've spent looking at my own face with the cute sad face filter.