Raja Babu, Gayal, Mirakadim. Y’all know how this go, all eyes on Gabtoli, The OG Roll up in the haat, is that right? All eyes on me, but you know what?

When I was young, my mother gave me two pieces of advice for life: 1) always focus on putting food on the table, 2) make sure to buy a hugeass table. From that point on, my life has been founded on these two maxims. It has made me into the billionaire I am today.

When my editor asked me to write a period piece for this week’s Satireday, I was quite perplexed. After all, it is common knowledge that periods have been cancelled, and emojis now mark the end of sentences (¬‿¬)

A group of MOBans (Moral Objection Board Against Newmedia) emerged from the bushes of Boldaapur last week to protect their society from Sayman Shukhon’s discussion on urination.

Quite recently, the internet found itself divided, yet again, after one man from Donmondi started the notallwomen (NAW) movement on the social networking site Facebrood.

“Hi, everyone! Did you miss me? Of course, you did. It’s your favourite wanderlust-stricken traveller, coming to you from Da…Dacca, Bangladesh,” Ryan said, lying in his hospital bed, holding up the selfie-stick.

The alleged drug peddlers of Cox’s Nagar have finally mastered the art of fleeing gunfights with police and are now offering courses for those in need.

The government of the Republic of Tango recently made international headlines after arresting a three-year-old labradoodle for what they’re claiming as defamation.

In a video message shared with students over TikTok, Vice Chancellor of Basindhara University, Professor Dr Md Fatiul Islam, PhD, MSc, BEd, MFeel, RTruth, announced that tuitions for the fall semester will be slashed by 20 percent.

Beiman Airlines, the country’s flag bearer, teamed up with a local artist’s Instagram page to promote the “real Dhaka” in order to attract the weirdest of the tourist bunch -- the ones who like chai tea.

Law enforcers in the country are getting ready to retrain themselves on the basics of being a cop after falling for the same trick which leads to a gunfight resulting in the death of the prime accused, and hence almost always a cold lead.

Satireday Cartoon

It has been discovered that bamboo has a chemical compound that dissolves the lipid (fatty) bilayer of the Covid-22 virus. Bamboo during the curfew hours, when Covid-22 is most active, releases a chemical compound as it cools in the humid night air.

The date is May 30, 2050. American company SpaceHex has finally launched its services for commercial flights to Mars, 30 years after SpaceHex made its first successful manned launch.

The minister of commerce yesterday announced Bangladesh will soon start exporting Covid-22to other countries.

Citizens around the country expressed shock after news broke of two unethical businessmen shooting two bankers before fleeing the country.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. This quote has nothing to do with the article itself, but does make this correspondent sound smart.

Two of the greatest nations in the world thoroughly erased their shared racist history by removing statues of all slave-traders, except for the really important ones which were defaced by graffiti instead.

Safran Khan (20), was detained from Zigatola today afternoon for “suspicious movement.”

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