People going home in droves during Eid in Chapasthan was the main reason Covid-22 will spread throughout the country, the capital city’s elite said at a roundtable at Hotel Just-in yesterday.

The government yesterday declared that not all citizens had the right to information, but they could get it by paying a modest amount.

Freedom of speech is a so called birth right, but it’s merely a line that has no application in social media.

An ultra-woke teenager, who spent most of her days virtue-signaling and offering clout-based services to her clients, yesterday cancelled herself in a sign of reaching good-person Nirvana.

“She forced me to take weeklong vacations with an ex-girlfriend. She forced me to spend days on the beach with my ex.”

Today was my first day of abstaining from eating and drinking for as long as the sun was out. My journey began keeping four things in mind: spiritual reflection, self-improvement, and heightened devotion and worship.

Bangla Institute Chief Sohan Gazi Tanks today declared that it’s tuhoor, not tehari.

While the scorching sun is delivering its unbearable gift, people seem to pay no heed to the heatwave as there are bigger fish to fry: the price of watermelons.

For the second time in recent memory, children took to the streets this time demanding they be allowed to go back to school to continue their education.

There are quite a few, actually. It’s a club in which our two participants -- Bee and Cat in this case -- verbally spar over a trifle to establish their place in society.

A morally upstanding preacher, who made a name for himself by spewing violent vitriol against more liberal members of his community on a daily basis, yesterday disclosed to the media that he had a side-wife as well.

Constipacy theorists in our country have long known that the SARS CoV-2 virus which causes COVID-19, was lab-manufactured.

Is it the third wave of the pandemic or the second? While that question is up for debate, there’s no question that Chapasthan, popularly known as Singapore and the America of the east, has been witnessing its second country-wide lockdown.

Is it better to stay in a toilet for seven months with four others or is it better to work 10-hour shifts with no toilet breaks?

The International Court of Jokes (ICJ) has recently declared that a transfer is one of the worst punishments and is a fitting form of ‘capital’ punishment for many government officials.

The infamous Covid-19 virus, which gained notoriety for being the sexiest and most talked about modern day infection, demonstrated its kindness by waiting for The Country to finishing celebrating the greatest festival ever seen.

The top court in the famously free and notoriously democratic United States of America, the greatest country in the world, is ready to go a step further to endear itself to its most prized kind of citizens.

Earlier this month, several unidentified rumours were circulating about a bunch of Bangladeshi cricketers having travelled to a foreign country to learn the basics of photography.

Of all the people who inundated the country’s social media feed with pictures of them getting vaccinated, more than half had not met the criteria, data from a public health watchdog shows.

In the early days of the corona outbreak, it was a herculean task to find a single person without a mask.