The country yet again took another traffic-jam changing decision by deciding not to sell any tickets to persons without NIDs. People have already started to call this measure an “18-plus launch service” as someone must be 18 or above to get an NID card.

Lojjaheen Enterprises has come up with a brilliant new product to protect the integrity of your fast. Just because it is called fasting doesn’t mean you have to break it fast.

Khelauddin, the king of the country’s football federation, once promised that the national team would surely play the 2022 Qatar World Cup. To qualify, he promised to do everything, although he is famous for doing nothing.   

The readymade garments sector (RMG) chose to make the statement as 80 percent of its workforce, or around two million, are female workers.

There were a lot of issues on the table that Monday morning. And there were some shingaras too, but they did not last long.

“I haven’t seen my girlfriend’s photos on my newsfeed for the last 50 days because it’s flooded with Pasoori covers.

The capital reached a milestone yesterday when the entire structure of overbridges, constructed to memorialise people who died after being run over by city buses, became visible after completion of the last overbridge in the only remaining spot in Otokhalina.

Getting tired of your potbelly? 

Just as the Work-From-Home saga is dying down, Chapasthan employees have come up with a new demand – Work-From-Road.  

The people of Chapasthan are becoming more aware of the importance of mental health with each passing day. They now know how distressing it can be for a person to get pressured into doing something.  

Akash Bhora Tara is searching for a “promising reporter” to cover their “ultimate development beat”.  

On International Women’s Day 2022, in a landmark initiative to ensure equality, the Ministry of Women and Kids’ Affairs (MOWKA) mandated pockets to be sewn in all female dresses from April 1. 

The chief of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) Kamrul Hasan Phapa has said that along with being extremely knowledgeable about cricket, having outlandish business and organisational wisdom, he is also an expert psychologist.  

“How many bottles of soybean oil could Elon Musk buy with all of his money?” a man wondered after failing to buy one litre soybean oil with his limited money despite having been blessed with a spiffy figure of per capita income.

A student, also a mad fan of Syed Mujtaba Ali’s famous short story “Roshogolla” prepares to leave the country for higher studies, complete with the essentials.

The following is a note sent to Satireday by Russian President Vladimir Putin. We did not ask for it, but his mail entered our inbox anyway. We are running it because Putin has always been to journalists what he has been to bare-chested horseback riding -- killing it!

The CBS-BS Senior Foreign Correspondent, who claimed Iraq and Afghanistan are not civilised and can expect to be in wars, Charles Gate,

If you want your love of books and the written word to be held up for the world to see, Selfie Mela is the competition for you. It is all good taking pictures while

Have you ever poured out your life story to someone for 26 minutes, only to notice that she has been listening to a podcast all that time? 

One of the country’s most respected universities has launched a new course that the institution’s authorities say will arm young professionals with the requisite tools to impress in their new jobs.