Lubnan Khaleesi

The current crisis in the middle east has a simple solution: Palesrael.

“Shukhe thakle, bhoote kilay”

The readymade garments sector (RMG) chose to make the statement as 80 percent of its workforce, or around two million, are female workers.

The poor are at it again.

Kim Kardashian, Priyanka Chopra and Kangana Ranaut. These are just some women critical thinkers who were not sent to jail. The list has been cherry-picked so we can all have a laugh and by all, you know exactly who we mean.

A Facebook shop, which became a disruptor-in-chief by listing the prices on the image of their products, recently declared bankruptcy.

Beiman Airlines, the country’s flag bearer, teamed up with a local artist’s Instagram page to promote the “real Dhaka” in order to attract the weirdest of the tourist bunch -- the ones who like chai tea.

In an unprecedented move, the Utopian Union of Househelp (UUH) issued an official statement pushing back their return to places of employment until September 2020.

Zakir Hossain, 32, and his daughter Sheuly, 5, were arrested last night for defying the very strictly imposed stay-at-home regulations.

A 46-year-old aunty, who ran the most successful tabloid in her daughter’s school, yesterday tested positive for having the viral nose infection and being a total you-know-what.

Bangladesh became the first country in the world to treat coronavirus over phone. The country’s Disease Uncontrol Centre run by Kooks (DUCK) came up with the brand new method even though THERE ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH TESTING KITS FOR ALL VIRUSES TM in the country.