The top two...

a) When the opposition wins, the election is always a farce.

b) Never tolerate the opposition. Beat them with sticks and rods when not in power and use the state security to do the same job when in power!

c) If a defector appears, destroy and bar him from any further political activities.

d) Claim credit for all development that takes place in the country.

e) The only time you can agree on any bill in the parliament is when it is Members Privilege Bill (like tax-free cars, enhancement of their salaries and so forth) and surely not any public related bill introduced by the opposition.

f) Fight in the education arena for party supremacy to be able to extort from anything that might be profitable.

g) All government contracts must be awarded on the basis of party affiliations. Why! In most cases you will not even be able to buy tender schedule without party support.

h) The party offices must be located on a land forcibly taken to ensure muscle power both in the cities and villages; except in cases when somebody has already donated the land.

i) All free spaces that can be viewed by the common public should be filled up with party slogans.

j) Any would-be aspirant for party nomination should start monetary spending heavily in their would-be constituency, not to mention a large chunk to be donated freely to the party fund.

k) All must believe that the party chief is the undeclared queen of this country blessed with knowledge and divinity!