SATIRE / Couple has been together for so long that they’re practically the same person
17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
SHOUT
Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
SHOUT
University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
SHOUT
New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
Satireday
Satire / “Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
Off Campus
Satire / Fans upset after celebrity didn’t ask for approval before marriage
29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
SHOUT
No one ‘cares’ about city’s ‘sinkhole man’
Last Tuesday, one Abdul Baten,58, a retired college teacher, fell into a sinkhole which appeared around 11:30pm.
28 February 2020, 18:00 PM
ACCENT MINISTRY MULLS CRACKDOWN ON STUPID ACCENTS
"There's so much drama in the country,
The Accent Police are listening.
Be careful or you will be history
Another crossfire/ died by suicide mystery
28 February 2020, 18:00 PM
At 70, cricketer says he may retire soon
Chapastan captain Shraver Von Maver yesterday shocked the nation by implying that he may soon be hanging it up. The country’s greatest ODI captain in living memory, who led the side to wins over Outnia, Sinisberg and North Antarctica 38 years ago, said he was feeling tired.
21 February 2020, 18:00 PM
French-Canadian Detergent Bangladesh hosts “Happiness” workshop
The country’s leading fast moving consumer goods company French-Canadian Detergent Bangladesh hosted a workshop on happiness yesterday at their office premises in Goolshan.
21 February 2020, 18:00 PM
International Social Media Celeb Fair begins today
The International Social Media Celebrity Fair kicked off at the Greatest Convention Centre in the World (GCCW) in the capital today.
21 February 2020, 18:00 PM
The million ants’ migration
It was supposed to be a match made in heaven. Until international politics came to the fore.
21 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Photo of the day
Photo of the day
14 February 2020, 18:00 PM
THE PEOPLE’S CORNER: A shovel, a lamb, and a yacht
“Stick out your tongue please,” said the agent behind the desk. “Now, gently place it on the scanner to connect with the national database using your taste buds, and confirm your identity.
14 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Ad agency replaces computers with sewing machines; profits increase
Web-bubble, an innovative solutions provider, recently ran an experiment in innovation by replacing all of their workstations with sewing machines. Although it was supposed to be a social experiment focusing on the hardships of RMG workers, it quickly turned into a lesson in profit.
14 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Climate crisis worsens, Boshonto and Shorot cancelled
In a shocking announcement, Bangladesh Met Office yesterday said the country no longer has six seasons.
14 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Letter from Tigers to the cubs
Crickileaks has obtained a letter sent by the Bangladesh national team to the Bangladesh Under-19 team on the day that the
14 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Satireday Cartoon
Satireday Cartoon
14 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Here’s why you should break up on Valentine’s Day
You’ve heard of bitter people, but have you heard of people who’ve broken up on Valentine’s Day? I’m not saying I’ve heard of them or that I am a bitter person, but I thought about this a bit and with surprising ease, could come up with a bunch of reasons on why it’d be a good idea to break up on Valentine’s Day.
12 February 2020, 18:00 PM
THE NEW VICTORY LAP
I feel like it’s Jaws here, we gonna need a bigger boat,
7 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Satireday Cartoon
Satireday Cartoon
7 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Beauty and the buffalo
Chief Tiger Beauty stood on The Opening, the thin line devoid of any trees which separated her forest from that of the lions, a buffalo carcass draped across her back.
7 February 2020, 18:00 PM
What’s wrong with my finger?
Did the electronic voting machine fail to recognise your fingerprint? Were you told your fingers weren’t moisturised enough? Were you shamed for your sweaty hands? Were you called old? The truth behind why your fingerprints weren’t recognised is not that simple. Here’s the truth. Brace yourself:
7 February 2020, 18:00 PM
Manifest manifestos
The public have been spoiled for choices while voting in the city elections of Phaka, a city in Island state Riceland.
31 January 2020, 18:00 PM
PHOTO OF THE DAY
This picture shows how there are no level playing fieldsTM left in the country. With such scarcity of level playing fields, no wonder the country’s cricketers got demolished in a country which, surprisingly,
31 January 2020, 18:00 PM
69-year-old man with pacemaker says youth too dependent on technology
DHAKA: An elderly man in Abraham Cardi B Hospital had much to say about the youth of Bangladesh. Our correspondent, who was there to collect data on the health benefits of crushed dinosaur bones, was approached by one Abdul Rahim Bhuiyan (79) 3pm yesterday.
31 January 2020, 18:00 PM