Countries erase all history of racism after breaking racists’ statues

Two of the greatest nations in the world thoroughly erased their shared racist history by removing statues of all slave-traders, except for the really important ones which were defaced by graffiti instead.
12 June 2020, 18:00 PM

Colour blind man asks what the grey zone is for

Safran Khan (20), was detained from Zigatola today afternoon for “suspicious movement.”
12 June 2020, 18:00 PM

Satireday Cartoon: Gimme some everlovin' cover

Satireday Cartoon: Gimme some everlovin' cover
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM

Funds from mask fines to be used to build new bridge

The amount generated from the fines on people not wearing masks in public will be used to build the Grand Bridge, the largest bridge in Southeast Asia.
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM

CEO asks everyone why they can’t work as hard as him

We recently sat down with Tanvir Sultan, the CEO and founder of a wide range of startups and initiatives such as eyeQ, PosiTBT, bMor (Bashundhara), aMor (Amtoli), kAmor (Kakoli), Rest-o-rent, The Big Think Project, Sjitr and Okokola.
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM

My terrible #Blackout Tuesday experience

Turns out I gravely misread the channeling of the outrage.
5 June 2020, 18:00 PM

Shoppers say new Eid collection ‘to die for’

Along with miseries, the pandemic has certainly brought citizens with generational privilege things to look forward to. Fashionable PPE for death defying Eid shoppers.
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Satireday Cartoon : Challenging times

Satireday Cartoon : Challenging times
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Bidesh declares limited on scale victory in war against virus; disowns 3,800 infected nationals

Declaring a limited on scale victory in the war against Covid-22, Bidesh yesterday opened up day-to-day functions.
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Local trillionaire donates BDT 100,000 only to Covid-22 research

Joshim Bashon -- local entrepreneur, CEO of shipping ;), Math Genuis, IBU alumnus, founding father of Amazing.com and saviour of the masses (this is copied directly off his official Facebook page) -- recently made headlines when he made a public donation for research into Covid-22.
29 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Reader’s Corner: “The child in Green”

One step, two steps, three steps, four..
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Chapasthan removed from world map after cartoon ruins its national image

The League of Nations -- the body which pretends to have a mighty, big say in global affairs -- yesterday removed Chapasthan from the world map following a really funny cartoon drawn about it.
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Non-celebrities now auction off jewellery, underwear and loose morals to raise funds for pandemic relief efforts

Cricketer Mashrafe Mortaza auctioned a bracelet for many moneys. Now everyone wants a similar piece of action especially TikTok stars who cry passionately for absolutely no reason.
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM

How to Make Piyaju in Six Parts and Three Steps

I have two favourite t-shirts. One of them is blue. If given the choice, I would wear these t-shirts on any given day, for any occasion.
22 May 2020, 18:00 PM

STAIRWAY TO CONTAGION

There’s a feeling I get when I walk up the steps And my spirit is crying for leaving. In the shops I have seen Shoppers crowding, obscene And the wheezing of those who stand looking Oooooh it really makes you shudder…
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Satireday staffer quits as line between reality and satire no longer exists

Three weeks ago, I wrote a piece for your page on American conservatives, nay, white people. However, the piece had lost relevance before it could live out its originally predicted shelf life.
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM

386,723 businesses pivot to delivering groceries online in Dhaka

DHOKA: While the Covid-22 outbreak has led to many businesses closing their shutters, many in the city have pivoted towards delivering groceries to the citizens in lockdown.
15 May 2020, 18:00 PM

The Writer’s Block

The Writer’s Block
8 May 2020, 18:00 PM

Government sets one-hour ‘mingling window’ for citizens amid lockdown

Frustrated with the absolute stupidity of people, the government of Bhangadesh today announced a one-hour window for citizens to go out and mingle with each other.
8 May 2020, 18:00 PM