A school in the capital set a record for the highest number of toppers during an assessment conducted by the educational institution.

Lionel Messi, a serial diver considered to be the greatest player of all time in one of the most mediocre teams in the world, may be on his way to Dhaka.

Beka City South has recently been under attack from dog gangs that have recently started forming within the area. The gangs in question, as claimed by eye witness accounts, have been accused of performing martial arts moves on innocent citizens of Beka City South while howling, “Awuu Tang”.

Arif Alias, whose real name is just that because of a Gmail unavailability, is currently fighting in court for custody of his two children. The husband and wife spilt up over a glass of lemon juice made at home.

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The Chapasthan health ministry has caused a minor sensation by announcing that the highly transmissible virus Covid-22 loses all viability inside public buses.

Drug addicts in the capital smoked a sigh of relief as prices of their favourite narcotics began to fall, thanks to some stabilisation in the supply chain which was disrupted following the outbreak of Covid-22.

Last week Anila Torun, junior project supervisor of the Gabtoli Subterranean Tunnel for Cattle Rehabilitation, took a selfie with a cow.

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Tajuddin Akhmed, a student of Popomir Government High School, recently put socialism on blast on his Facebook live, where people talk about things they don’t really understand.

“My boss gave me a disapproving glare during a Zoom meeting. Turns out he was unimpressed by my background which was a newly-finished wall in eggshell white granite tiles from Italy.

Bangladesh has become one of the hottest tourist destinations this year at a time when other countries are scrambling to control the spread of the dreaded Covid-19.

In this context, the state’s failure lies in adopting “zero tolerance” policies for things that should require some tolerance such as corruption, drugs, corruption in the healthcare sector, militancy, corruption in banking, gambling and corruption in development work.

The Fatima Az Zahra Mosque is not as famous as the other mosques in Jeddah; it’s not as big nor as boastful as the King Saud Mosque because it’s not trying to make the same statement.

Reader’s Corner

1. Do not touch the cows. You are not an expert. You may think you are but you feeling up the cow will not give you an idea of the price and nor will it make anyone think that you know what you are doing.

Awards are motivating factors for everyone and companies in Bangladesh are constantly making awards which they win to give themselves some sort of validation.

Unlicensed buses around the country will soon be turned into Covid-19 hospitals, offering treatment to patients in hard-to-reach areas.

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