SATIRE / Couple has been together for so long that they’re practically the same person
17 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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Scientists still can’t find source of cold air inside blanket
8 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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University office staff member breaks world record for “Longest Lunch Break Ever”
4 January 2023, 16:45 PM
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New parents lose it after hearing ‘wait until you become grandparents’
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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15-yr-old in Banani-13 wins ‘Best 15-yr-old male sausage chef in Banani-13’ award
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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North Korea to host 2030 World Cup: FIFA
25 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Brazil or Argentina? A guide on which team to support
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Sexist man refuses to make eye contact with female colleague
18 November 2022, 18:00 PM
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Satire / “Should’ve studied engineering,” says BBA student struggling with PowerPoint presentation
7 November 2022, 17:00 PM
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29 October 2022, 17:08 PM
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‘You-first’ policy shows country’s generosity
The recent declaration by the unhealthy minister of the country that no VIPs, VVIPs or even VVVIPs would take the much-wanted vaccines first has spread a sense of camaraderie throughout the country.
29 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Empty government bank vaults to store Covid-19 vaccines
Chapasthan’s benevolent leaders yesterday came up with the decision to use the country’s bank vaults to store the Covid-19 vaccines.
22 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Bangladeshi comment warriors dream of getting higher degree on victim blaming
Victim blaming has become ‘almost an art’ in Bangladesh. Whenever any news portal publishes news of any violence, comment warriors start their war of blaming the victim, especially when the victim is a girl.
22 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Corrupt officials come up with list of immoral activities to avoid
A section of corrupt officials, using their expertise in, well, corruption, have come up with a list of immoral activities that citizens are to avoid at all costs.
22 January 2021, 18:00 PM
What Men Really Want
Struggling to get noticed by that man of your dreams?
20 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Men’s rights NGO releases list of activities men can do in public
In yet another twist in the tale of growing demands by men and men’s rights activists to recognise the dwindling rights of men, the group has now released a long, winding list of things men can in fact do in public without any shame or worry.
15 January 2021, 18:00 PM
WhatsApp group discovers cure for crippling anxiety
WhatsApp groups comprising pandemic doctors -- or people who used their free time to research important causes using choice keywords -- recently announced a surefire way of curing anxiety in the country.
15 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Citizens visibly shaken by ‘Visible 2021’
On January 1, 2021, Chapasthan transformed into a “utopia”. Weeks have passed, but Chapasthanis are still struggling to face reality.
15 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Roosting ducks: Confused Americans still wondering if that was a coup or not
The United States of America, a former colony of the United Kingdom, may not yet be ready for democracy.
8 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Facebook shop goes bankrupt by not using ‘Apu, inbox for prices’ policy
A Facebook shop, which became a disruptor-in-chief by listing the prices on the image of their products, recently declared bankruptcy.
8 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Covid-19 vaccine removes Bangladesh from its friendlist
Covid-19 has drawn all the attention since it broke out in China, or wherever the latest conspiracy places it. Since then, all the countries have been desperately looking for a vaccine, as was Bangladesh. But several fake IDs of vaccines left everyone confused and creating ample scope for catfishing.
8 January 2021, 18:00 PM
CID to launch ‘Find the perfect bride’ service to curtail bad marriages
Recently, the Couple Investigation Department (CID) arrested a happily married couple for not fitting into the mould of a happily married couple.
8 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Trump says Capitol rush was Obama's idea, asks supporters to storm predecessor’s house
US President Donald Trump denies his involvement in Americans storming the US Capitol building on Wednesday, saying instead that former president Barack Obama had instigated people to attack the symbol of American democracy.
8 January 2021, 14:25 PM
What Women Really Want
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
6 January 2021, 18:00 PM
CID to launch ‘Find the perfect bride’ service to curtail bad marriages
Recently, the Couple Investigation Department (CID) arrested a happily married couple for not fitting into the mould of a happily married couple.
1 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Health minister comes down with bout of indigestion after receiving too much praise
The Unhealthy Minister has been suffering from gastric distress ever since he started receiving appreciation for his success in DVD-19 prevention.
1 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Fastest-developed vaccine ever hastily named ‘G-nat’ by lazy marketers
It was supposed to be a cause for grand celebration, but instead there have been loud grumbles of disdain.
1 January 2021, 18:00 PM
Ban declared on tearing, damaging or vandalising political posters
The government has decided to ban citizens from tearing, damaging or vandalising any of the millions of political posters plastered all over the city.
25 December 2020, 18:00 PM
TSC stands for Thirteen-Storey Complex, not Teacher-Student Centre anymore
You might have heard the news that Teacher-Student Centre, popularly known as TSC, is going to entirely be replaced by a multi-storey building. This popular meeting place of students and teachers is going to get a new look and it is all part of the new development plan!
25 December 2020, 18:00 PM
Fast food can help lose weight fast, studies show
It has been discovered that the immense amount of fats and calories in fast food help dissolve the fat cells in your body! It’s called “fast food” for a reason: it makes you fast! Otherwise, it would’ve been called “fat food.”
18 December 2020, 18:00 PM